STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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