Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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