Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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