I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
where are my eyebrows?
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