One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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