But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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