just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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