your thong is hanging out like whoa
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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