even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
