So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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