Fine. I'll sleep in my office
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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