help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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