He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Randomize
