Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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