It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Shame is for Republicans.
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