Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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