I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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