all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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