There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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