She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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