i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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