it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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