But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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