I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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