Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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