The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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