just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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