I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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