trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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