Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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