I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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