we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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