its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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