She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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