If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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