Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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