Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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