No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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