I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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