Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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