Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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