STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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