sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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