Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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