so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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