Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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