doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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