bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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