i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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