You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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