good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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