butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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