Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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