he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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