Do vagina's smell?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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