i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
