i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Quick, to the slutcave!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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